Trump’s Tariff Tirade Continues, Houston Fans Mad at Ted Cruz & Elon Calls Trump Advisor a Moron

America in Chaos: Trump’s Tariff Tantrum Wrecks Markets, Elon Musk Mocks His Own Advisor, and Houston Turns on Ted Cruz

In a week that can only be described as a masterclass in political absurdity, America once again finds itself at the mercy of Donald Trump’s erratic leadership, collapsing markets, public mockery among supposed allies, and furious voters turning against their own representatives.

Trump’s Tariff Madness: Economic Arson in Broad Daylight

Former President Donald Trump — now unofficially known as the “Economic Arsonist-in-Chief” — has launched yet another self-destructive tariff war, sending shockwaves through the stock market.

The Dow, the Nasdaq, and the S&P have all plummeted as investors scramble for cover from Trump’s reckless trade policies.

One financial analyst grimly joked this morning: “The stock market used to be volatile.

 Now it’s just Kanye West on a bad day.”

Trump, however, seems blissfully detached from the economic carnage.

In a bizarrely timed statement, he proudly announced his upcoming routine physical exam at Walter Reed, assuring the nation:
“I have never felt better.“

For millions of Americans watching their retirement savings evaporate, the irony could not be more grotesque.

Elon Musk vs. Trump’s Trade Czar: Silicon Valley Smackdown

Meanwhile, in a move that shocked even seasoned political observers, Elon Musk — Trump’s own supposed efficiency advisor — publicly humiliated Peter Navarro, Trump’s key trade policy figure.

Musk didn’t hold back.

In a direct attack worthy of a WWE promo, he branded Navarro “dumber than a sack of bricks” and bestowed upon him the scathing nickname “Peter Retardo.”

This isn’t just infighting — it’s open warfare within Trump’s inner circle, and the American public is left wondering: If this is what the “best people” look like, what does the worst look like?

Houston Turns on Ted Cruz: The Texas Backlash

As if that wasn’t enough, Houston — long a Republican stronghold — has turned against Senator Ted Cruz with a ferocity rarely seen in modern politics.

Infuriated by Cruz’s unwavering loyalty to Trump amid soaring prices and economic chaos, Houston sports fans openly jeered him at a recent game, unleashing chants that would make a sailor blush.

Political analysts warn: “If Cruz is losing Houston, he’s losing Texas.

 And if he’s losing Texas, he’s done. ”

Trump’s Economic Strategy: Burn It Down to Buy It Cheap

Many are now pointing to a chilling quote from Trump in 2012 that may explain his apparent indifference to economic disaster:
“I find that I do better in bad markets.

 I buy things in bad markets. . .  There’s a lot of opportunity in bad times. “

It appears America isn’t just collateral damage — it’s the business strategy.

Economists have begun calling the current financial landscape “a Chernobyl of opportunity” — a scorched earth left behind not by accident, but by design.

Conclusion: The Circus Is On Fire

As America stumbles through yet another Trump-driven crisis, it’s hard not to feel like we are trapped in some dystopian reality show — part tragedy, part farce, entirely catastrophic.

With collapsing markets, public infighting among political elites, and voters in open revolt, one thing is certain:

This is no longer politics.

 This is performance art in a burning theatre.

And Donald Trump is still holding the matches.