“TALKING HEMORRHOID IN A WIG”: Kennedy OBLITERATES Joy Behar, Exposes The View as “Unwatchable Abortion”

The knives are out — and this time, it’s Joy Behar who’s feeling the sting.

Fox News personality Lisa Kennedy Montgomery, known simply as Kennedy, didn’t hold back during her fiery appearance on Gutfeld! Monday night, as she tore into The View and its longtime co-host Joy Behar in a brutal takedown that left no survivors.

Kennedy, a former MTV VJ and a sharp-witted conservative commentator, recounted her 2003 audition for The View after co-host Lisa Ling’s departure.

At first, she remembered the experience fondly, highlighting positive interactions with Star Jones, the late Barbara Walters (“God rest her soul”), and Meredith Vieira, discussing conservative politics in what she called a refreshing and engaging atmosphere.

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But when it came to Joy Behar? Kennedy’s tone darkened—and the gloves came off.

Kennedy Drops a Verbal Nuke on Behar: “A Talking Hemorrhoid in an Auburn Wig”

“Joy was a talking hemorrhoid in an auburn wig,” Kennedy declared, deadpan, before doubling down: “She was.”

According to Kennedy, Behar was “ungracious and awful” throughout the audition process.

And in a devastating revelation, Kennedy exposed the so-called comedian’s biggest secret: she needed a comedy writer to feed her lines during the show breaks.

“She wasn’t even funny,” Kennedy said.

“She wasn’t reacting.

She wasn’t thinking on her feet.”

Instead, Kennedy revealed, Behar relied on prewritten zingers, making her a pale imitation of the quick-witted host she pretends to be.

The implication was clear: Behar’s act is as artificial as the wig on her head.

“I’ll Handle the Comedy” — and Kennedy’s Legendary Clapback

Kennedy didn’t just quietly fume.

She fought back with the same quick wit that made her a star.

During one break, Kennedy recounted, Behar sneered at her, saying, “I’ll handle the comedy here.”
Kennedy’s devastating reply? “Great.

Whenever you start, I’ll ease up on the jokes.”

It was a mic-drop moment that perfectly encapsulated what many critics have long said about Behar: she’s all bark, no bite—and painfully unfunny when left without a script.

Ultimately, ABC passed on Kennedy and chose Elisabeth Hasselbeck for the open seat.

But Kennedy’s brutal honesty is painting The View‘s behind-the-scenes culture in an even uglier light than before.

The View: From Spirited Debate to “Unwatchable Abortion”

Kennedy lamented that The View, once a lively and entertaining conversation among women of different perspectives, has degenerated into what she called an “unwatchable abortion” of daytime TV.

Today’s View has devolved into little more than a partisan echo chamber, dominated by far-left monologues and bitter political rants—mostly courtesy of Behar herself.

Behar’s history of outrageous statements is well documented.

From calling Donald Trump’s 2016 election victory “profoundly disturbing” to snidely saying she’d never “give a kidney” to a Trump supporter, to labeling House Speaker Mike Johnson a “wolf in sheep’s clothing,” Behar’s venomous rhetoric has only intensified with time.

Kennedy’s Verdict: Behar Was Never Funny, and The View is Beyond Saving

In Kennedy’s telling, The View didn’t just lose its way—it actively drove off a cliff.

Once a show built on lively and diverse discussions, it has become an intolerant, humorless mess.

And with Joy Behar still at the helm, propped up by ghostwriters and partisan rage, the show’s descent into irrelevance seems not only inevitable—but deserved.

Kennedy said it best: when the so-called “comic relief” needs a full-time scriptwriter and still can’t deliver, maybe it’s time the curtain finally falls.